Tell your best dirty joke....

[Iceman]

I wish I could remember them all but my memory of jokes suck. Most likely because everytime I have heard a good one I was dRinking and blacking out, but here we go.


WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT EATING BALD *****?






PUTTING THE DIAPER BACK ON!!

 

[tkim11]

OMG..this thread is gonna get deleted.

 

[fucnluc]

What's the best part about fucking the shit out of a pregnant woman?










The fetus gets to suck your cock.

 

[sniper101]

What's the best part about fucking the shit out of a pregnant woman?










The fetus gets to suck your cock.

:lolBIG: u hafta be 1 of the most disturbed posters on this bored, i love it... :missingte

 

[SkinsRaj28]

fucnluc has become easily one of my favorite posters.

Dead baby jokes rule.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

A baby playing in a plastic bag.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

 

[tkim11]

Wtf?

 

[MrJ]

Bring back the offensive pics thread

 

[sniper101]

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?

A baby with a black eye!


haha skins i found the same site u did...

 

[TescoVee]

Q whats the best part of getting a hummer from a 12 year old girl?

A if she pulls her hair back, she looks like a boy



q. whats the worst part of having sex with a 10 year old?
a getting blood on my clown suit

 

[JaBrady]

Q: How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear


Did I really just type that????? We're all going to hell!

 

[CHOPTALK]

Damm, Icemans first RR thread is so bad, it may even get run from the RR!!

Wow, ICEMAN had the skills all along.uppy:

 

[MrJ]

Icemans first RR thread is so bad

Kiddie snuff.

 

[firemanx]

How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

you try to get a rib from a black man :nopityA::nopityA::nopityA:

 

[Rawpimple]

Whats the difference between PU SSY and Parsley?


Nobody eats Parsley. :smoker2:

 

[Rawpimple]

How do you stop a bunch of little black kids from jumping up and down on the bed?


Put Velcro on the ceiling.



How do you get them down?



Tell a bunch of Mexicans you are having a pinata party. :drink:

 

[TescoVee]

How do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her up like an altar boy

 

[Rawpimple]

What are the two biggest lies in Poland?
1)The check is in your mouth.
2)I won't come in the mail.

 

[Rawpimple]

1. What Do You Call A Cupboard Full Of Lesbians? ... A Licker Cabinet.

2. What Do You Call An Eskimo Lesbian? ... A Klondyke.

3. What Do You Call 100 Lesbians With Guns? ... Militia Ethridge.

4. What Do You Call 2 Lesbians In A Canoe? ... Fur Traders.

5. What Is A Lesbian Dinosaur Called? ... A Lickalotapuss.

6. What Do You Call A Lesbian With Long Fingers? ... Well Hung.

7. What Do Two Lesbians Do When They Are Having Their Periods? ... Fingerpaint. (eeewwwww)

8. What Do Lesbians Call An Open Can Of Tuna? ... Potpourri.

9. What Did The Lesbian Vampire Say To Her Partner? ... See You Next Period.

10. Did You Hear That Ellen Degeneres Drowned? ... She Was Found Face Down In Ricki Lake.

11. How Can You Tell A Tough Lesbian Bar? ... Even The Pool Table Doesn't Have Balls.

12. Do You Know What Drag Is? ... It's When A Man Wears Everything A Lesbian Won't.

13. What Do You Call Lesbian Twins? ... Lick-a-likes.

14. How Can You Tell If A Lesbian Is Butch? ... She Kick-starts Her Vibrator And Rolls Her Own Tampons.

15. What's The Definition Of Confusion? ... Twenty Blind Lesbians In A Fish Market.

16. What's The Difference Between A Ritz Cracker And A Lesbian? ... One's A Snack Cracker, The Other A Crack Snacker!

 

[Rawpimple]

Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?

Free ham.